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An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "
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An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year.The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "Carney Strikes Back Combo"
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One of the hardest to define slang terms from Oz. It's associatted with moderately heavy, heavy and/or the over the top use of stimulants or amphetamines such as ice. Humourously used to describe to someone about your state of mind in combination with the amount of days in a row you have been without sleep, and the estimated days you expect to continue being awake and used in the same vien also, when lightheartedly stirring somebody else up who is also obviously - via thier actions, in the same condition. It's comedic value is derived from the fact, that when said, being most likey many months, or at least weeks and weeks away from christmas day, that in fact only 3 actual occurrences of a good nights sleep are likely to occur before that holiest of holiest days arrives. It's like saying that on a busy day at the carpark of a shopping centre, that "millions" of cars were parked all over the place, making it a pain to get out of there in any decent amount of time, when there may have been actualy 50.
guy walks into a club, his friends noticing the eyeballs and fidgetyness, combined with his uncanny savvyness, dash and the ability to see and understand the secrets of the universe. He walks up to his group of buddys and proclaims " three sleeps till christmas" while smiling, showing the sparkle of light shining from his teeth like in the cartoons, and shouts all his pals thier favourite beverage.
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the same guy walks into the same club, looking a little like henry munster, glazed eyes, not realy sure if the name on his drivers licence and the associatted picture, is actually him, muttering something along the lines of " i am woman hear me roar" has all his pals racing over to see who can be the first to overwhelm and bedazzle him with the saying, all very likely in fits of hysterics at just how out of it, thier not so fine weathered friend is. They'd probably immediately also mention, that he's been here for hours and "that he somehow has got out of paying for his last two shouts of drinks and to please go to the bar, all just wanting the usual"
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One of the hardest to define slang terms from Oz. It's associatted with moderately heavy, heavy and/or the over the top use of stimulants or amphetamines such as ice. Humourously used to describe to someone about your state of mind in combination with the amount of days in a row you have been without sleep, and the estimated days you expect to continue being awake and used in the same vien also, when lightheartedly stirring somebody else up who is also obviously - via thier actions, in the same condition. It's comedic value is derived from the fact, that when said, being most likey many months, or at least weeks and weeks away from christmas day, that in fact only 3 actual occurrences of a good nights sleep are likely to occur before that holiest of holiest days arrives. It's like saying that on a busy day at the carpark of a shopping centre, that "millions of cars" were parked all over the place, making it a pain to get out of there in any decent amount of time, when there may have been actually only 50.
guy walks into a club, his friends noticing the eyeballs and fidgetyness, combined with his uncanny savvyness, dash and the ability to see and understand the secrets of the universe. He walks up to his group of buddys and proclaims " three sleeps till christmas" while smiling, showing the sparkle of light shining from his teeth like in the cartoons, and shouts all his pals thier favourite beverage.
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the same guy walks into the same club, looking a little like henry munster, glazed eyes, not realy sure if the name on his drivers licence and the associatted picture, is actually him, muttering something along the lines of " i am woman hear me roar" has all his pals racing over to see who can be the first to overwhelm and bedazzle him with the saying, all very likely in fits of hysterics at just how out of it, thier not so fine weathered friend is. They'd probably immediately also mention, that he's been here for hours and "that he somehow has got out of paying for his last two shouts of drinks and for him to please go to the bar, we all just want the usual"
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Offtap: To be in a state of mind and body whereby the influence of MDMA, MDA, MDE, 2CI or other related chemicals have been consumed. It's the inner feelings of these drugs when at their highest, and the outwardly displayed behaviour of teeth grinding, jaw clenching, hugging, waving to strangers, sweating, drinking lots of fluids, slurring, telling people how much they "love and respect them", and of "how offtap they are right now"and dancing for 5 hrs non-stop or more to electronic music - until these effects have worn off. The term appears to be unique to certain parts of the southern hemisphere, especially southern australia - particularly Adelaide. Variations include "bit offtap" meaning you are still kind of feeling the effects of the chemicals and "way offtap" whereby you're thinking you're likely to keep taking drugs forever as it feels so damn good. May also describe the intensity of a bands music if it is full of energy and power or gives excitement in anticipation. This second definition appears to be unique to Australia, but not so much Adelaide
One minute you're standing somewhere chatting to friends, enjoying the wind in your face or the sights of beautiful women passing by, the next, you're barely leaning against a pole or wall somewhere you don't recognise, your eyes rolling towards the back of your head, shaking, drool running down your chin and neck, jaws jammed shut with no-one understanding a word you've just said, pit stains all the way down your shirt-sides and around the back- but with a smile on your face, a bunch of new offtap friends with you and probably one hand on someones crotch or perhaps down your own pants. In short you're in a pretty good mood although depending on where you are at the time you may have people calling the paramedics saying you might be dying, or have just came from a desert and have lost your canteen. Either way you're not likely to care very much about the paramedics, you'll probably offer them a chuppa-chup.
OR 2nd definition. -Insert bandname- goes absolutely offtap. Crowd loves them, OR the night's gunna be offtap, much respect to you and the whole crew eh, not even the birdflu epidemic is gunna stop this one going offtap.
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see furry muff. Seen on Ali-G, while interviewing a brit, involved in law.
"you know, she umm, drinks from the furry cup, you know, like she, eats from the hairy plate"
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used to describe when a person, usually a woman ... is skinny/thin clearly from the use of drugs.
Not to be confused with naturally thin women.
"Hey Jimmy check out that crackerexic bitch over there, go over and give her a poptart - tell her it's food."
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