gutted hedghog

See bearded clam. say no more. heard many times by 20 something blokes

Man, Vanessa had an outey! my very first one! Ive always met girls with innies
What? are you telling me she's got a gutted hedghog?"
Yeh, it was fantastic. i was full after about 10 minutes but kept going.

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chuppa-chup

sugar lollie/ candy commonly used for sustainence by dance-party offtappers dancing for hours at a time. Its the slow release of sugar into the gut providing the energy flowing to the limbs and the flavour of mainly cola or orange that allows for the abnormal lengths of aerobic activity, and cavities.

hey dude want a chuppa-chup?, i have all the flavours, see, here take one. Nah thanks ive got my own 20 pack, but thanks anyway

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inchbemill

Used to describe the monumently small dimensions of a persons penis.Just as timber is measured in dimensions such as 2 X 4 or "two" "be" "four". The "inch" "be" "mill" equates to Inch X millimeter

Gawd i had no idea you had an inchbemill, poor fella.
To bad you've got an inchbemill son, maybe a sundress is the way to go this season.

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bit offtap

the way you feel after a few hrs of extasy use. towards the end of the high

i was nuttered earlier now im just a bit offtap

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full of arms and legs

To be pregnant, to the point of definately being obvious that there is a baby inside of you

Kylie can't come out with us anymore.
Yeh i havent seen her for ages, whats with that?
She's full of arms and legs.
Oh, ok.

OR

Look at that bird over there, is she chock full of arms and legs or what?

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Urban Dictionary Face Off

Urban Dictionary Face Off:

When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.

UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.

Dude I'm in the middle of an Urban Dictionary Face Off!
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah

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full as a fat girls socks

Generally used to describe when one's levels of intoxication are quite high. see term drunk as a skunk

He took my wallet? Well i suppose it makes sense, i was full as a fat girls socks that night, i wouldnt have known either way. I thought he could be trusted.

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