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Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard
I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge
Maffâs favourite hangover place, he would sell his soul for a foot long, one day heâll realise he can make sandwiches at home though. Maff can be heard shouting at his phone ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING SANDWICH, but it is.
1. Iâm hungover someone get me a subway
2. âWhereâs Maffâ, âheâs buggering himself With a frozen subwayâ
The Niagara falls of jelly fish slapping
Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab