A-Digger

One whose academic success is derived from their Gluck Gluck 9000 abilities performed upon their college professors. These talented, miraculously gifted individuals provide their brain in a manner that contrasts with how an actually studious person would. In other words, the college equivalency to a gold-digger.

“Did you hear that Bethany got an A in organic chemistry?”
“Yeah, but I also heard she gave that professor the old blowie joey”
“Damn! Well she’s an A-Digger for sure.