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I jumped over a fence the other day, totally crushed my wigbags.
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A portmanteu of "Scromiting" and "FOMO". Definition: When you are very excited for a friend's experience that you can't go to, you're scromiting in disbelief and happiness, while simultaneously screaming and vomiting; all at the same time.
"I'm going to see Pork Timbers on Saturday with Jared."
"OMG, I'm SCROMO over here, I wish I could go with you all but I have to take a big giant shit."
The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the holidays that fit well, all of a sudden are a little tighter than they should be.
"I got this new dress shirt for Christmas. I went to wear it with my favorite work pants, but they are a little Christmas tight now."
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