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school

one of the nerdiest experiences you'll ever go through. you sit there doing academics for hours, and you get home and do homework. from 1st grade through 6th grade my school went from 7:00 to 5:30. That's 10 1/2 hours! Now i go to this awesome school called Whitney Young that only goes for 5 hours! Anyway, it's a very constrictive environment, no independent thought. just dreadful

Sam: I don't have any time for sports because of school.

Alyssa: Dildo

by Jamorto May 4, 2008

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girls

an incredibly sweet and compassionate and sexy gender. girls can be bitches, but they are almost always adorable.

Not funny enough to come up with anything about girls accept that they are amazing!

by Jamorto May 14, 2008

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Urban Dictionary

A place that is supposed to be a slang dictionary, but instead 99.99999 % of the words are real words that one might find in the dictionary.

Tammy: What does 'obstreperous' mean?

Samuel: I dunno, why don't you look it up on Urban Dictionary?

by Jamorto March 16, 2008

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Nerd

Someone who is a academically committed. It is usually not a good thing when it gets to extreme (complaining to the teachers about empty syllabi, unprofessional behavior etc.) Anyway, there are a lot of misconceptions about nerds. Here are a few:
1. Someone can act and look totally nerdy, but is an amazing athlete. Likewise, someone can look fit and great at playing cool, but can't play sports to save their life.
2. Nerds can act like nerds at school, but when they get home, they are just like any regular kid who is not a nerd (maybe even more awesome!) This is sometimes but not always caused by parents who are very strict about academic performance.

Jock: You're a nerd I'm gonna beat the shit outta you!
Nerd: All right.
Jock: *punches a double punch*
Nerd: *blocks it and side thrusts in the Jocks face which immediate knocks jock dead.* I'm gonna go out and play some football with the Jocks!

by Jamorto April 6, 2008

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Bicuriosity

a state in which you are strangely attracted to members of the same sex, but have only had sex with the opposite sex. Usually people who are part of this trend use this for experimentation/pleasure.

Karen: Wanna make out?
Lora: Ewww! You're a lesbian.
Karen: No, i'm just a bit...bicurious. You know...bicuriosity...

by Jamorto April 4, 2008

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bicuriosity

a state in which you are strangely attracted to members of the same sex, but have only had sex with the opposite sex. Usually people who are part of this trend use this for experimentation/pleasure.

Karen: Wanna make out?
Lora: Ewww! You're a lesbian.
Karen: No, i'm just a bit...bicurious. You know...bicuriosity...

by Jamorto April 4, 2008

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