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Glohm

A corruptive substance that causes anyone infected to want to seek isolation from everyone else and shut their heart to them.

Burnadette: Mariooo! Luigiii!
Snoutlet: Princess! Just the gal we wanted to see.
Burnadette: Over here! Quickly! This is urgent!
Chilliam: Wh-who are you people?!
Burnadette: Chilliam?!
Shun: Glo-
Ecks: Glohm Ray!
Ten: Fiiire!
Chilliam: WhaaaAAAaaa?! Ughhh... Nnngh...
Burnadette: Chillykins! Are you hurt?
Chilliam: B... Bu... BUG OFF ALREADY! Quit smothering me! It's unbearable being around you! If I never see you again, that'd be great!
Shun: Now you-
Ecks: Now you see Master Zokket's true might. The power of Glohm!
Snoutlet: Glohm?!
Ecks: Mwehehee! That's right! The result of concentrated Spite Bulb power!
Ten: Once it hits you, it's all over. It makes you resent everyone, no matter how you felt before!
Snoutlet: So all those gripes we've been seein'... I've had enough! Put those folks back to normal!
Ecks: Buzz off, snouty eyes!
Ten: Heheh. You're strong, but there's nothing you can do anymore!
Ecks: Demo's over. We're out! See you later, suckers!
Burnadette: Oh, sweet Chilliam... Ooohhh... falls down

by Jan Karlo January 30, 2025


rain

The thing that tries to prevent you from graduating from school.

Anthony was absent from school because of rain.

by Jan Karlo December 5, 2022


Effarig

A 21st-century inventor who invented the nailgun in 2022. He is the CEO and founder of the Effarig Company.

Mr. ****** was late for his job when his car was flat-tired by a nail shot from an Effarig nailgun.

by Jan Karlo April 18, 2023


onion

a mathematical figure for any natural number

We have reached Onion^^Onion, we have no idea how it happened, what we do know is that these onions will be increasing at an ever-faster rate. It's Onion^^^Onion now and it's larger than our nullmatter amount. Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number. Given the recent growth of onions, it has been predicted by oniologists that the entire multiverse will be filled to the brim with onions by 2022.

by Jan Karlo November 20, 2021

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Binnenstaat

A landlocked country.

Oostenwijk, officially the Republic of Oostenwijk, is a binnenstaat in Central Europe.
A binnenstaat is a country that does not have territory connected to an ocean or whose coastlines lie on endorheic basins. There are currently 44 binnenstaats and four de facto binnenstaats.
Kazakhstan is the world's largest binnenstaat while Ethiopia is the world's most populous binnenstaat.
Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan are double-binnenstaats because they only border binnenstaats.

by Jan Karlo June 24, 2023


December 12, 2009

A date Anthony Lahmann came up with that appears to be non-arbitrary.

If someone asks Anthony Lahmann what someone's birthday is, and he doesn't know the correct answer, he will answer "not December 12, 2009".

by Jan Karlo December 21, 2022


reflectotation

a transformation that involves both reflecting and rotating

A reflectotation is no more complicated than a rotation or a reflection alone.

by Jan Karlo December 10, 2022