VIG

VIG stands for Very Important Gay. A very important gay doesn't have to make any restaurant bookings in advance as they get the best table by just showing up. VIGs can be found all over the world but tend to particularly like big cities where they can share their status with other lower class gays. VIGs can engage into conversation with practically anyone but be prepared to hear about them and their story by sipping paid for champagne. VIGs as EVERY PERSON are unique, special and sensitive. So if you happen to meet one of them consider yourself lucky.

What are we doing tonight? Every place in the city is practically booked.

Don't worry, I'm a VIG we just have to show up.