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an old and great friend who is female, esp. one you have not had sex with.
also, an excellent wingwoman.
no, she's not my girlfriend, she's my ladybro...
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Guidos, frequently too self important to actually get out of their cars, or even call someone when in front of the house, beep their horns to let the person inside know they have arrived. Perhaps they are under the assumption that everyone else on the block is deaf, or wants a good look at their all around dark tinted windows on a white BMW.
I wish that Dickhole would stop ringing the guido doorbell and just use his phone.
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The worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."
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the worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole...
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The hateful practice of text messaging.
I mean, I like the girl, but she's always got me thumbfucking my phone.
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