drunkapades

also known as drunk escapades

On one of Mark's awesome drunkapades he scaled a 9 story building; good thing that he had been drinking, otherwise he'd have been too scared.

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Sneak-A-Date

A situation that was thought by one party as hanging out between friends is actually a date in disguise.

Angela: So you know how I was going to hang out with Dave and his friends last night?

Jess: Yeah?

Angela: It was a total Sneak-A-Date! His friends didn't show up and he ended up taking me out to a movie where he tried putting the moves on me

Jess: Lame.

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