deerspotter

A wide-eyed ugly girl staring at you like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car.

What's up, deerspotter?

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closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

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gothic

1. A person who has sincerely immersed themselves in a stoic and depressingly good literature, is rather solemn and is gothic because of a state of mind not the clothes, black nails, or music.
2. Some jerkoff who wants to be definition number one but is just a retarded teenager confuzed by puberty and taking it out on the world, catagorizing themselves, and shopping at the all-mighty evil, Hot Topic... because they think its all about how they dress and what they listen to.

For definition 1-
The gothic culture was always been looked down upon due to a lack of social acceptance
For Definition 2-
"Dude. check out the new clothes and lipstick i got from hot topic. i am so gothic" <--should be shot.

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loud and clear

Obvious; when something is "in-your-face" and apparent.

"I hear you, LOUD AND CLEAR!"

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the push pop

This a sexual act that a woman performs on a man. She gives him head while pushing his shit up with both her thumbs. Guys love it.

i don't know

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the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

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love

it's an emotion that has a power over you to make you desperately sad or overly happy... it will be how you want it to be

why dont you love me?

i think im in love with you...

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