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Hollywood Whore

Usually a person in Hollywood who changes themselves into music, writing, modeling etc. Industry standards and becomes someone who they are not to fit into celebrity popularity standards.

Person #1: I want to go out with Selena Gomez so I can go to this popular all- star party and pretend she’s my date to get noticed by other celebrities who aren’t her.

Person # 2: Don’t you think that so a bit over excessive and also becoming someone you are not? Like- I don’t know... impersonating a celebrity to become famous or a Hollywood whore?

Person #3 : I don’t know man. All I know is that Miss Jackson and a whole bunch of other women will be at this party. So.. if you tell me not to go, I’m going anyways!
Person #1: ok, Hollywood Whore. I’ll catch up later. Bye!

by Jane Fairchild February 19, 2020

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Miss Jackson

The one girl who Brendon Urie never really told us about. He decided just to make out with her instead and wait until we had asked. All the stars shine on her skin and he holds his head up like he has an ego. Is there something wrong here?
Oh yeah.
Miss Jackson was a white pagan with black hair he had met at a party.
Don’t believe him. It was probably a strip club.

Me: Have you met Miss Jackson?
Him: ooh, I bet she’s really hot
Me: nah, she’s probably a Miss Jackson that cheats with other men.

by Jane Fairchild June 24, 2019

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Panic!AtTheDisco

A freak mode when you feel so romantic that you feel attracted to disco ball mood lights and shiny cocktail party rings. You can’t help but to love parties and you go to one every chance you get. You’re such a party animal that you can’t help but to Panic!AtThe Disco.

Brendon Urie: Hey, Alexis! I heard that there was a party down the street! Wanna come? I know you like parties and disco ball lights.
Me: Are you kidding me right now? I’d go to every party, every chance I get. I love disco ball lights and parties. Are you a party animal, too?
Brendon Urie: You know it! They’re passing out cocktail rings also!

Me: Do they also have chili cheeese Fritos?
Brendon Urie: You know it! Come on! I wouldn’t want you to miss out! Especially when you know you’re going to love this party! It’s going to be a Panic!AtTheDisco!

by Jane Fairchild July 21, 2019