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Adumption

A dumb assumption

He never questioned his own assumptions, even the worst adumption.

by JaneGordon.com July 15, 2023


Shame-Flation

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.

We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.

by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022


Masked-Out

When you've been wearing your mask for too many hours, and are sweaty, light headed, ready to risk fines or even COVID-19....well, ready to risk anything other that someone else's well being.

After being in meetings all day I am masked-out and just want to rip this off my face! I would rather stay socially distanced at home alone than have to wear this one more minute.

by JaneGordon.com August 03, 2020


John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.

John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.

by JaneGordon.com April 04, 2023


Ass Whole

When such crap is spoken that the only polite response is to hand the speaker toilet paper.

When I watch and listen to the Republican Debates, it is one giant ASS WHOLE where such crap comes out of their mouths that the only polite response is to send toilet paper.

by JaneGordon.com November 18, 2015


Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020


Cov-Earrings

Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.

- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.

- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.

- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.

Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.

by JaneGordon.com May 12, 2020