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Love-Haze

Love-Haze: When everything you see about and in a person is filtered through, and seen only through your heart and love. How they look, who they are... everything is beautiful.

Everything about John is beautiful to me... even his round belly... but I know I'm seeing him through a love-haze, so helping him eat heathier so he can lose weight. I will miss that cute belly!

by JaneGordon.com March 28, 2023


X-Sex

Having sex with your X after you broke up.

Eric and Jane were off-and-on for six years but finally broke up when Jane got engaged and moved to Rome, and Eric married his college girlfriend. They are still friends decades later, but when Eric wanted to get Jane back into bed, she just explained "Sorry, I don't do X-sex."

by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023


Kiss-Alarm

When you wake your partner with a kiss instead of an alarm clock.

Since I am usually awake before John, if he needs to be up at a certain time, just before his clock buzzes I give him a kiss-alarm.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023


premature redecoration

Premature Redecoration: Putting up holiday decorations WAY too early.

The day after Halloween as she was taking down {holiday decorations of ghosts and pumpkins, she put up her Christmas decorations. It's only November first and this is the worst case of premature redecoration I have seen- she skipped right over Thanksgiving!

by JaneGordon.com November 1, 2015


premature redecoration

The trend of putting up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.

OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!

by JaneGordon.com November 17, 2015


ADUMBTION

A dumb assumption

Believe it or not, he made the adumbtion that if something was on Fox, OAN, or Info Wars that it could be trusted as fact...and we wonder why our country is so divided... :-(

by JaneGordon.com August 29, 2022


PBF (Pretend Boyfriend)

PBF aka Pretend Boyfriend is a convenient imaginary boyfriend who often comes in handy in many ways, such as excuse to get out of doing something, turning down a date, etc.

Occasionally Bill and I break up but it never lasts more than a few days and I know we'll be back together. So although technically we are broken up, dating anyone else feels like cheating. But Bill has to know what he's risking and that he might really lose me. That's where Carlo, my PBF (Pretend Boyfriend) comes in very handy...Bill does not not not like that Carlo is in my life!

by JaneGordon.com March 20, 2023