Ugly

To be of a generally loathsome outer appearance, in which people are repulsed by how the miracle of life and genetics have managed to produce such a repugnant, godawful mistake.

When ailed with this unfortunate condition, one may be accused of having no alibi.

Possibly caused by being hit by an "ugly stick." Particularly gruesome cases are the result of falling down an "ugly tree, and hitting every branch along the way down."

"Tim is fucking ugly."
"Be nice, it's his birthday."

"His birthday? How is it that no one's put him down yet?"

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