belter

A wanker, a cocksucker, a cocksmoker, a deadshit

person a: Hey, what are you up to?
Person b: Playing the stockmarket, you can make lots of money, hey let me take you to a seminar!
person a: You Belter!Man up!

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goooooone

Essentially the word is gone. In some parts of Australia it is considered very amusing if the word is strung out and extended to rub in the intended ridicule associated with having it said to you. It can also pass as way of describing deceased.

a) Mate, how'd your team go in the finals?

b) They're goooooone

or

a) How's your grandad going?

b) He's goooooone

a) That'll do me

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Give yourself an uppercut

When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.

a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?

b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut

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