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A disorder when you have to take random and disturbingly large shits out of no where and you can't stop yourself. Also known as SBS (Satanic Butthole Syndrom). Sufferers find this syndrom to strike at the most inconventient times possible, and are difficult to wipe.
MSN Conversation:
Bella says:
Tom, I've been meaning to talk to you about something
Tom says: Kk
Bella says: I think it's time we
Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*
Bella says: Time we started seeing
Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*
Bella says: STARTED SEEING OTHER PEOP-
Tom says: BRB!!
Bella says: God Damn Tom, control your Satanic Butthole! I'm trying to break up with you here!
Tom: I'm sorry! It's uncontrollable! >_>
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When someone says 'Your welcome' before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. The only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.
(CHRISTMAS DAY)
You "OMG! A new Gucci handbag! This must have been soooo expensive!"
Them "Your welcome"
You "Er...thank you..."
*with new knowledge*
You "OMGanewGuccihandbagthismusthavebeensoso expensivethankyou!"
Them "Er...your welcome"
See how you can flip that shit? Practice your TY Delayage
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Used as a versatile term of insult, a mix of dick and jerk. Effective in situations in which saying dick would be obscene and distasteful and saying jerk would make you seem like a pussy shit.
FANCY DRESS PARTY
"Count Austin was being quite the dick earlier,"
"Excuse me Miss?"
"A dirk. He was being a dirk."
"Ah."
~~~
THE HOOD
"Yo we gonna shank that ugly ass mothafucka"
"Yeah, he's a real jerk"
"..."
"I said dirk"
"Yeeeah....dirk"
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I don't know what you crazy cats are talking about with all this intercourse and hard liquor.
Sauce is a way to add zest to a topic of conversation, as it does with food.
But also, much like tobasco sauce, you can have too much of it.
This refers to being overly enthusiastic, sappy, or generally obnoxious about something. Tends to frighten people.
"You can't come to the party? UGH, lame sauce"
"You went BUNGEE JUMPING?! Thats CRAZY sauce!!!"
Karen: "HIIIIII!!!! WELCOME TO THE BAAAKE SAALEE :D"
Jim: "Too much sauce Karen. Too much sauce..."
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Someone who checks facebook excessively to see if they've been sent any new notifications/messages
"Grace, can I go on facebook for a sec? I need to check my notifications"
"But you were just on your blackberry like 10 minutes ago"
"I know but the battery died so I need to check again, just in case someone answered my honesty box"
"Ugh, what a notification whore.."
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Full phrase being "Don't shit in the sandbox just because you dug a big hole"
In reference to children attempting to dig to china in their sandboxes, the moral of the phrase is that you shouldn't stop trying hard just because you've achieved /something/. For example, just because you've graduated and you have a steady job and you're doing fine doesn't mean you shouldn't go to college and aim for a degree. It's constantly striving to be better that bring people the greatest of success.
Also - just don't shit in the sandbox, that's just rude.
Kathleen: "You know I've been working at this damn office for 5 years, no promotion, no new faces. I think I'm gonna call it quits."
Jessica: "Don't shit in the sandbox just yet! I hear your boss Roger is getting ready to fire that bitch of an assistant he has, and I'm pretty sure you're next in line!"
Kathleen: "Shit in the...what? What is that even supposed to mean?"
Jessica: "I don't know...my grandpa used to say it all the time."
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The exact stench of the lady's restrooms in all walmarts. And also the upstairs bathroom at most underfunded juniorhighs. Similar to the stink of outhouses, but covored up with the smell of cheap pink liquid soap, perfume and scented tampons.
It's fucking ridiculous.
*runs out covoring face*
"FUCK it REEKS in there!"
"Like what? Cheap air fresheners?"
"NO! Like...like....WOMANURE!!" *retch*
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