Frauntie

A Frauntie is a friend that’s like an Aunt.

I am not a huge fan of when people say they are Aunt Whatever when they are actually a friend maybe not even good friend. And also because you aren’t an Aunt, you’re a family friend but shoot you aren't sending money on birthdays or doing Aunt duties. You love your friend so of course you love their kid. I mean if you’re a good friend that is.

Also it’s hard at introductions if you feel similar to an aunt but aren’t one... what to say...? Maybe Fruncle for the male friend.

I’m happy when I can be there for my friends daughter and love watching her grown.

#proudfrauntie

From kid... my “Frauntie is coming over to take me and my friends to get mani pedi’s, she’s the best!”

Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

DrUger

Your Drug Uber

"no more waiting on the other dude, DrUger is always on time with my sackage-a-weed-a"

"dude the DrUger is here give me a twenty."