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The act of perfroming oral sex on a fat girl's anus.
Most of us laughed when Augie mentioned that he wanted to chili bowl the orca behind the Starbucks counter. Only Brad took him seriously. "Bring a snorkel, dude," he said, "You'll need it."
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When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.
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