dirty livia

when a girl bites the head of a mans penis off and shoves it up his butthole

“dude why can’t i take a shit?”

“don’t you remember? that girl gave you a dirty livia last night”
“oh fuck you’re right”

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September 24

National make fun of your short friends day

Hey Ally! Happy September 24! By the way, you’re a fucking gremlin

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