Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.

My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men

Joshua Hamilton Pitts Reid

Joshua Hamilton Pitts Reid he loves to play Wiffleball but he acts likes he’s good but he really isn’t but he always says give me that stuff but what stuff does he have NOTHING. But he acts like he’s good at baseball but a ball goes right threw his legs and the coach says JOSH WTF IS THAT. And josh says I DONT KNOW COACH IM SORRY CAN U GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE I WONT SHOW OFF SORRY OR KNOCK OVER COFFEE AGAIN SORRY.

My name is Joshua Hamilton Pitts Reid and I like to box.