Home office

1.The dealing place of visa seekers,predominatly of African decent.
2.A word synonymous with evil amongst Africans circles.see also; White Devil,Satin,Joo Joo,Black Magic.

Her Majesty's Home Office; Croydon

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Return Ticket

A mandatory statement of compliance required by African's travelling to the United Kingdom.This statement is actioned with immediate effect. see also fresh off the boat Immigration Customs and Excise

"Dear Mr (insert here various number of clicks and clacks)
On todays date of 16th Feb 2006 you have been issued with a RETURN TICKET to Zimbabwe effective immediately. Thank you for travelling with British Airways. We regret that this will be your last journey with us."

"Morning Sir,are you travelling today on flight BA157- could I please see your return ticket!"

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visa

A term foreign to most Africans that refers to the papers of entry required for living in a country.Most people usually sneak into the country by boat by-bassing this form of required status. see also,"Immigration" "Nigeria" and "Fresh off the boat"

"If you dont have a visa you can't come to England no more rye.If you get one entry you better make sure, you no run way...."

Sung to the tune of Amore,from the play Passa Passa

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