Sploot

When a dog lays in a Superman position. They stretch the front legs out and the back legs straight back.

*while getting in position*
“What is Jojo doing?”
“We got a splooter in the house!”

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Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead

1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile”