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Someone who only uses stock images as memes.
A: "Where can I get some spicy memes?"
B: "Check out Chad's profile."
C: "No, don't visit his profile, he's a stocker."
When you piss with a "Semi-Boner" And the pee goes right trough the crack of the toiletseat.
"Damn man, i was so drunk yesterday i had to sit down, i had a Crackpiss
A person who kills another person from the opposing side, to gain the trust of their master, just to bring them down.
For example, Severus Snape killing Albus Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series to gain trust of Voldemort
Snape is a snape killer, he killed dumbledore just because of that!
Often a woman, someone who puts their own beauty or wellbeing over others' safety.
Called a 'High heel driver' because it's dangerous to drive with high heels, but women often feel pretty in them.
1) I saw a car crash yesterday!
2) Really?
1) Yeah, it was caused by this high heel driver, she was going to a party.
2) What a bitch.
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When poeple are very bored and search zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklop on google.
"Holy damn im bored, Imma search random shit on google!" This is when zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklop comes in place
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AssKetchup is when you have anal sex and you Anus bleeds, prefferably when it drips out.
Person 1: Damn i had some good anal sex yesterday!
Person 2: Did you have anal?
Person 1: Yes, but i did get some bad assketchup