baby zombie

The fastest thing in the minecraft universe. What’s stupid is they have double the health of a normal zombie and I swear that they do more damage.

Oh shit a baby zombie this ain’t gonna be fun.

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Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking