SMGDMFBAH

shake my God damn motherfucking bitch ass head

Croatia: we lost the world cup finals

Croatian Citizens: SMGDMFBAH

Sloppy Dallas

a blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Blarg: “want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.

“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”

Nigain’t

White people who claim to be black or have black ancestors

This fucking nigain’t just said she can say hard r cuz her ancestors were from africa 10 generations ago.

Forbidden Bath Bomb

also known as committing toaster bath tub

It’s... called... FORBIDDEN BATH BOMB
NO IT FUCKING ISN’T. IT’S FUCKING TOASTER BATH TUB

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

Liqueer

The gay man’s alcohol AKA Truly’s and Malts

“Man, look at this fruit loop drinking his liqueer”