Shitcrum

Small pieces of poo attached to ones pubic hair in the rectum region.

AKA a cling-on.

"Dude, I thought finished shitting but had the one shitcrum that just refused to drop"

"That cow has some major shitcrum issues!"

Actualol

The action of actually laughing out loud to something humorous on the internet.

Not to be confused with "lol" which is misused nowerdays and commonly used in place of "OK" or to comfort a conversation that is going nowhere.

"I actualol'd so hard then that I pee'd a little"

"That made me actualol"

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