A welcome or unwelcome sexual touching while underwater.
Her honeymoon was ruined in the wake of her diving instructor's attempted aquagrope.
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Fear of a Black Planet
When Richard visited Atlanta during Freaknik, he was gripped by a severe case of Afrikanosplanetesphobia.
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Large pieces of truck tire found in or along the side of the road. They are most commonly found on highways.
The rubbage was so thick driving up to Louisville, I swerved like a drunk on a cellphone trying to avoid it.
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One who identifies as a hippie in public, but is not personally committed to their belief system; a "false hippie".
Jarrod's suggestion that "Dave Matthews front a reunited version of the Grateful Dead" was "killer", but his impeccable hygiene revealed he was in fact a fauxppie.
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