Bougasm

Orgasm caused by wasting money in the hippest way possible.

How you pronounce it depends on your economic status.

An open-air tapas bar on top of a skyscraper? And the bathroom faucet streams Pellegrino? I...I just had a bougasm.

Girl #1: He made my legs shake, the best bougasm I've ever had.
Girl #2: You mean orgasm.
Girl #1: No, we used Courvoisier for lubricant.
Girl #2: Ah.

Melatonous

(adj.) Melatonin-like, causes sleep to happen

(muh-LA-toe-nis)

"Why did you fall asleep in the middle of my story?"
"I'm sorry Linda, but I find your voice to be melatonous."