Fluker Bye

To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.

"Where did you go, I thought you only went to the toilet?"
"No, I was tired so I did a Fluker Bye and went home"

"Where's Rick, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"
"Nope, he did a Fluker Bye and went home"

Fluker Bye

To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.

"I thought you only went to the toilet?"
"No, I was smashed so I did a FLUKER BYE and went home"

"Where's Rick gone, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"
"Nope, he did a FLUKER BYE and is now tucked up in bed"