scoozi

A term used to excuse an accident or mistake by an individual. When this term is used the previous actions of the person become instantly forgiven with our without the other persons consent, no matter how horrific the action.

If the word "excuse" and "me" were to fuck and make a baby. It would be named "scoozi".

Guy 1:

Dude, I got really drunk last night and banged your sister but it was a scoozi.

Guy 2:

So long as you put it that way. We're cool.

or...

Guy 1:

I accidentally shot and killed like 50 people last night but it was a scoozi.

Guy 2:

It's all good. It's a scoozi.

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