Connecticut

Connecticut is a decent state. The lower half might as well be New York. Everyone likes the Yankees, which just shows how gay those people are and theyre all rich as shit. Fairfield county (Lower half) is home to kids who are perhaps the biggest bullshitters in the land. They love telling stories about a boating trip where they shot at floating immigrants and then laughed at them. Also, they tend to believe they can drink alot. This fictional tale will lead to further stories about one time at my friends beach house i got wasted and got arrested, which to them is a cool story. Anyone in the state especially the upper half can out drink those preppy little rich shits. Go sox.

Thaddeus: Once I drank so much I peed myself, I love Connecticut.
Cool kid: your from Fairfield County aren't you?
Gay kid (Thaddeus): yeah, isn't that chill?
Cool kid: no man, not really.

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