bongbong

(n)
1. a coward, lying prick
a political animal whose only "career" is run for public office, useless even when there's no government position
2. pertains to a cocaine user with apparent symptoms like teeth grinding, stuttered speech, etc.
(v) an act of serial lying

"Do you believe he graduated from Oxford?"
"Oxford says otherwise. Therefore, he is a bongbong. He lies all the time."

"He bought coke yesterday."
"Well apparently, his jaw had distortions and his teeth are grinding when he speaks. He surely is a bongbong."

"Why do you keep on bongbong to the people? Pay your taxes!"

Marcos

(v) an act of stealing or lying
past, past part. marcos
(n) a thief, robber, corrupt official
pl. marcoses

Etymology: Its roots came from the greatest robbery of a president in a government, Ferdinand E. Marcos.

"Hey, did you marcos my money? Give it back!"
" You know how this goes? All the marcoses and murderers will rot in jail."
" You said you graduated from Cambridge but the school says otherwise. Don't marcos me!"

Leni

(n) a clean, kindhearted person, defender of facts
(adj) "lenific" unbothered, indescribable, victorious

Etymology: Coined after the 17th President of the Philippines, President Leni Robredo.

" Have you heard the news? He protested again for the fourth time!"
" Oh really? Well, I am lenific so he can file as many as he can."

"I wish our kids would be a leni. That would give us hope for this generation."

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