peace corps

A government paid, two-year vacation.

Hey dude, I joined the Peace Corps and people actually respected me for it when I got home. Idoits.

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muffinous

The act of emulating a muffin, or an other delicious dessert or pastry (i.e. donut)

She is SO muffinous and cute!

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sarcasmic

A orgasm brought on by extraordinarily funny sacasm.

OMFG, I just had a SARCASMIC!

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FUD

The acronym for Female Urination Device. These are items that aid a woman in peeing while standing, eliminating the need to expose the lower half of the body in order to urinate as well as the 'spash back' factor. They are especially useful while camping, performing outdoor sports, in nasty public restrooms, and on road trips.

I had to pee so bad, I was lucky I brought my FUD along on the road trip, or everyone on the freeway would have seen my backside!

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occi

shit, having to shit

Can we pull over at this rest stop? I have to go occi.

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nosey

A nose. Especially a CUTE nose.

You've got a fucking nosey, you've got a fucking nosey!

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trolling

Going on an internet website designed for lesbian butches and femmes and being bisexual trying to get a butch or femme for a 3 some.

Juicy was trolling the website and pissed people off.

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