penis cream

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"

"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."

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reality slap

A slap back to reality.

Pam... you need a reality slap! Stop day dreaming!

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Boredom Struck

1.) When boredom itself invades your mind. You become very bored, and inactive and turn into a vegetable for 2 minutes.

2.) People do it when they do Friendster surveys.

Man. I'm boredom struck.. help?

Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only

Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.