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hollywood wife

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.

"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"

by Jay C June 3, 2004


plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.

"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"

by Jay C January 23, 2004

193πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


clickable

An object, word, or image on the internet that can be clicked on to achieve some sort of effect, such as linking you to a new site. You can often tell if something is clickable by hovering the cursor over it; if the cursor becomes a pointing hand, it is clickable.

Computer Illiterate: Why wont it click this picture?
Common Sense: Its not clickable, duh.

by Jay C October 9, 2003

25πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


aquaman

A DC comics superhero with the amazing ability to breath underwater and talk...to...fish...

Aquaman:I'm sorry wonderwoman, my ability to talk to fish is of no use to us now.
Wonderwoman:No shit, fish-boy!

by Jay C October 5, 2003

83πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Bullet-time

A state of mind in which one speeds up their own reactions to a point where their own sense of time is altered and the world around them seems to have slowed. This causes the illusion that laws such as gravity have been bent, and the air around you feel like water, because you cant move or fall any faster than normal. People who can manipulate this can accomplish incredible feats that are seemingly impossible to do in real-time.
(Note: Bullet time is measured in relation to the speed of a bullet, hence the name.)

I was fighting these dudes, and then they pulled out guns. Then i went into bullet time; they never saw me coming.

by Jay C October 2, 2003

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.

I detect textual sarcasm.

by Jay C August 29, 2014


GANGURO

a very hot japanese chick that is tan

damn straight

by Jay C October 5, 2003

21πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž