down the road

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street

I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood

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shascat

A version of shabbat When after anal sex you slap your lover with your poop covered penis

Ollie commited an act of shascat on liam when he dropped the soap

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bellswag

A bellend that looks like a mushroom used as an insult

You are such a bellswag
You have a bellswag
Go suck a bellswag

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gran turismund

A copied playstation game that devvo sold his mother to the gypsys for

Cans I comes to yoons house to watch your tellivizzle, play gran turismund and sleep in your bed.... I'm not gay

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obladi oblada

1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone telling them dont let it bother you

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!

Guy 1 - Shit I lost a fiver
Guy 2 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy - I suppose

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shasnuff

A form of shabbat But you strap a razorblade to your bell end and slap them on the neck slitting their throat and thus causing snuff by shabbat

How did she die?
Death by shabbat
You mean shasnuff!?!?!?!

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Meat hook

A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example

Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past

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