Bi-Winning

When you're just so awesome that you're winning on all sides of the spectrum-you're winning there, and THERE!

Nah, the man is freakin' bi-winning!

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Literously

Literal. It's the new way to say literal. Literal isn't literally used as literal anymore. We need a new literal. Literally, this is it.

Literal + seriously = literously; it's seriously literal.

I literally thought of this word like, just now. But literously I thought of this word about a couple hours ago.

Fuck It

As explained by part time chemist and full time pimp Katt Williams, Fuck It is the chemical compound in marijuana that, when smoked, brings about higher brain activty in the user which allows said user to notice what is really important in life.

I thought it was a bad thing the eletric company shut down power in my home, but then I smoked a couple of joints, got some Fuck It in my system and didn't care. Ain't like I don't got some candels I've been waiting to burn!

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dustovers

That fucking irritating line of dirt that is always leftover when trying to sweep a dust pile into a dustpan. Dustovers cannot be killed, only made smaller and smaller until they are barely noticeable.

I had to get the floor spotless for dorm inspections; but ever time I tried to sweep up the mess there were dustovers.