Proteini

(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.

Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.

Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.

Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.

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Hollies

N. Glasses. Derived from the name of the singer Buddy Holly.
These glasses are black, plastic, thick framed and of the wayfarer persuasion.
Recently, they've grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.

"He doesn't look the same without hollies on."

"Where can I get a pair of hollies like that?"

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Catoholic

N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)

"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"

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Throw-up Cute

(Adj.) Used to describe that level of adorability at which point one may throw-up due to such cuteness. Really sweet, freakin' adorable, Precious, etc.

Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.

**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.

"Those puppies are playing inside a giant bubble filled with ice cream! That sure is throw-up cute."

"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"

"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"

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Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.

Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!

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Sweet Industrial

N. The proper term for a double ear piercing adorned with a straight barbell. Normally, these piercings are located on the upper cartilage of the ear.

Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.

Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.

"Check out my Sweet Industrial"

"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"

"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"

etc.

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Murphy-tastic

Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.

A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.

Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."

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