Brother from another mother

When your dad leaves your mam and fucks someone else and your mam finds out so your stepbrother has to come over every once a week

Stepbrother: Oh I love you brother
Other stepbrother: we ain't brothers you stupid fucking asshole of a stepbrother, you are my brother from another mother!

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Do it for the crack

To do it for the laugh of the situation

Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!

Irish

A language that puts Irish students through hell doing exams and essays

Friend: what's wrong?

Me: I just fucking HATE Irish! It stresses me out so much AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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