Garbage Floater

A food that has barely been eaten and sitting on the top of a garbage. This is perfectly ok to eat as long as no one catch you. In "Seinfeld" George Castanza is seen eating a garbage floater by his girlfriends mom

Dude #1: I just had a soft pretzel i found in the garbage.

Dude #2: Gross man! that's disgusting.

Dude #1: Calm down it was a Garbage Floater.

Dude #2: Oh ok that's alright.

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Sun Fucked

to get burned in such a severe way people feel that the sun might of actually kicked your ass

Red guy: "I fell asleep on the beach and now my skin hurts really bad"

Normal guy: "Yeah bro you totally got Sun Fucked"

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Facebooklosipher

Someone who feels the need to have a deep and meaningful facebook status.

John: Did you see Frank's facebook status. It was a poem about his classes

James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher

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