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Jay is a small dick pathetic excuse for a man. He looks like a gremlin and supports hitler's regime, he doesn't know what the fuck a Pokémon is and thinks he's undercover, he likes to shout slurs in public and has the brain capacity of a fucken lemon seed, his favorite video game is fortnite which he also sucks dick at, he watches porn because he knows he'll never have real sex, he's also like 4'2, he's also pansexual because he's really attracted to pans for some reason, spongebob turns him on, and he can't help but get naked while watching it.
Ryan The Giga Chad: Here cums Jay the beta male
The best game ever created, nothing can top the astounding power and tranquility of Lego fortnite, anyone who doesn't like it is retarded, it contains enemies that one shot you, it has hunger and temperature mechanics which kill you very fast, it also contains screaming autistic fucktards named Jay that won't shut the fuck up about how "bad" it is, I think it's the user. You can also build shit that doesn't work and fight giant lizard people that wombo-combo the fuck outta you and two shot you. If you aren't anything like Jay then you'll have fun.
Giga Chad that plays Lego fortnite: you know where you CAN have fun? Lego Fortnite
The best game ever created, nothing can top the astounding power and tranquility of Lego fortnite, anyone who doesn't like it is retarded, it contains enemies that one shot you, it has hunger and temperature mechanics which kill you very fast, it also contains screaming autistic fucktards named Jay that won't shut the fuck up about how "bad" it is, I think it's the user. You can also build shit that doesn't work and fight giant lizard people that wombo-combo the fuck outta you and two shot you. If you aren't anything like Jay then you'll have fun.
Giga Chad that plays Lego fortnite: you know where you CAN have fun? Lego Fortnite
Jack is fucken swole af, he gets all the bitches, there isn't a bitch in existence that Jack does not have. Jack has proven that pain is an illusion and thus does not experience it any more, he can name all the Pokémon in order off the top of his head, speaking of head Jack never gives head he gets it, Jack is a top G, better than Andrew Tate, his godlike rizz lets him have anything he wants, he is hung like a horse both figuratively and literally, he can beat Dark Souls with his eyes closed and has the composure to take on 30 men at once, he turns men into his bitches, the only person that rivals Jack in power is Ryan
Some faggot named Jay: Oh no it's Jack