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Matwah

a black specimen. She likes de man but she’s attracted to someone who goes by the name “Jay Z aka da best” according to urban dictionary, MARWAH= a fag, in conclusion she is gay n u make me gag. She wants to date taetae uwu EW UWU?!? What a fucking koreaboo DISGUSTANG. she’s the type to send nudes to her friends... HA LOL SHE DONT HAVE ANY. Friends not nudes she defo has nudes bc she is attracted to her own body. She has perky tits and she likes to say “and I oop-“. Chicken legs quack quack. She’s always covered in “hickeys” but they turn out to be chocolate stains. she can sometimes be referred to ass “lawn MARWAH” or “alexis Texas”

Thanks for coming to my ted talk
HAHAHAHAHAH lol plus she has a chin

Ibrahim: who’s that fit stuff

Me: the opposite of a MATwahI’ll tell you that for sure.

Grandad Robbie: one sec child, I have to get my lawnmarwah from the shed then we can have sex
Child of Jesus: okay daddy *wink wink*

by Jay Z aka da best October 28, 2019


Maddie

Maddie is a bitch. She uses people and She thinks she better then everyone else, she has a pea head and I’m pretty sure I kicked her into my fortnite goal. She looks like my front door, where are her boobs? They are lost. Where is her butt, it exploded because her head was so far up her own arse. She’s ugly as frig and she needs to get that dick back in her mouth before she says anymore bullshit, after out best friends boyfriend are we. S L A G
And now dating her other “bestfriends” boyfriend

Fucking wet the bed.
Oh yeah forgot to mentioned she pissed herself in front of everyone. one word tramp ahahahahah loLolOlOl
Suck my ass u goose

“Did that girl just piss herself she must be a maddie..”
“Oo I just found some tits they just be maddies!!”

by Jay Z aka da best October 23, 2019


Obesity

Ashleigh

What’s another word for obesity?

Ashleigh

by Jay Z aka da best January 26, 2020