Underware

Computer software that is like a root kit, virtualizing the entire system. It is designed to intercept all input output. It is used for information control. Its existence is not formally acknowledged.

Changing my webcam resolution is not working- it must be the underware preventing the settings change.

GLONASS

Pronounced “glowin-ass” or colorq. “clown-ass”. Global Positioning System of the Russian Federation. Previously known as GLOBNASS.

I think GLONASS is tracking my farts.