crap ring

Sphincter muscle in the ass.

Dude, that girl had some elastic crap rings!

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cocktail mattress

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

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fucktastic

Someone of either sex who is a great lay.

Dude, Janet is totally fucktastic!

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Wal-Mart

A place where white trash hang out.

I'm going to Wal-Mart cuz I'm white trash.

I'm taking my family to dinner at the McDonald's in Wal-Mart cuz I'm white trash.

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hog venom

Slang for semen. From the back of a porn box. Created by porn star Erik Everhard.

Right before I came, I pulled my cock out and slathered her in hog venom!

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busting guts

Particularly vigorous intercourse.

Dude, I was totally bustin' that chicks guts!

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Roommate abuse

constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.

you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper

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