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Confusion Stutter

The "Confusion Stutter" happens when two people are walking in opposite directions in presumably the same line of travel. Each person does an awkward stutter step trying to find a way out of this predicament. This can repeat several times until they gather a small, yet rowdy audience who hope to see the persons involved collide in what is known as the Confusion Stutter Collision. The involved people may smile and laugh awkwardly with inept hand motions in the decision making process of which way to go, and if they cannot, it ultimately results in the Confusion Stutter Collision, which is just plain embarrassing.

Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.

by Jaydawg3000 July 4, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


snooked

Refers to an incident where a male punches a smaller, defenseless female in the face as in Snookie on the Jersey Shore show.

Dude, did you see how hard he snooked that girl?

Hey, Sally, I heard you got snooked the other night! Are you okay?

by Jaydawg3000 January 9, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


In the Dunes

code for sharing the gift of sexual intercourse, in the dunes on the beach. This came from the lyrics to Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade, "We made love by the ocean." If someone asks a person of the same gender to meet them in the dunes, the best thing to do would be to run away; never. look. back.

Meet me in the dunes.

by Jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Red Robin Prank

This is an activity done at Red Robin by saying it is someone's birthday when it is indeed not their birthday. The people known to participate in such an embarrassing, deceitful prank are: members of a sports team, a person's closest friends and enemies, or hobos who are just mooching a Sunday and a thirty second claim to fame for them. Some will refer to this activity as karma for said victim, however, it is just a mean prank done to ostracize, humiliate, and isolate this innocent person. This person will make his or herself look even more dumb by clapping along until they catch on it's THEIR "birthday." The accusers will then tell the victim to go into their birthday suit because they're a bunch of perverts. Not to mention, it will probably be the victim's birthday in 23 days anyway.

Lacrosse team: *whispers to server, "Hey, the pretty girl on the team down there, yeah it's her birthday.
Red Robin: Happy happy happy birthdayyy
Julie (victim of this Red Robin Prank): Oh you didn't. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Aww team, you flatter me (while simultaneously plotting each and every individuals death.)

by Jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Global Domination

Supreme control of the planet Earth.

Despite failures in the past, I possess superior knowledge, and Global Domination will soon be mine. Mua ha ha ha ha.

by Jaydawg3000 July 27, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž