Beard Bulking

When you let your beard grow wild af before you go and get a rigorous trim, sculpt, and product beard massage.

Me: Wow Tyler, you’re beard is looking pretty unruly.

Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.

Assenius

Someone who is an asshole and a genius at the same time.

Chelsea is such an assenius. She changed people's MySpace friend positions just to get their attention.