bowlwinder

A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.

Dude, I think I'm going to be sick. I just went to take a leak in the gas station bathroom and somebody left a bowlwinder in there! I think it was staring at me.

Booz

To describe meth or the act of injecting meth

Q. Anyone got a Freshie i need a booz

A. Go next door they are all boozas

Or

Someone help booz me up in my neck!

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bamboozled

To be tricked or swindled by another via intentional manipulation or deceptive practices.

I told my wife not to go car shopping without me but she didn't listen. As a result, the salesman bamboozled her into buying a car she doesn't need and can't afford.

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buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!

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dub

When the person of the opposite sex is fine as hell.

Look at that boy right there in that blue throw-back he is a dub.

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eargasm

Originally used to describe the intense sensory rush achieved by wearing earplugs up to a week before a concert, then removing them just prior to The Band (who cares about openers anyway?)

It's been rough at work trying to hear with these earplugs, but the bass kick will give me one helluva eargasm.

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