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Butt Numbies

The act of putting cocaine in ones inner rectum. Causeing numbness.

I gave my cat a butt numby!
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Butt Numbies are my cats favorite!

by Jayme B. Thompson May 27, 2011

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White Stuff on Dog Shit

The white matter that forms on dog shit after it sits for a spell.

The white stuff on dog shit is shit too.

by Jayme B. Thompson May 27, 2011

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Penicular Manslaughter

The act of fornicating someone to death.

Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: I killed her.
Guy 1: Tore the pussy up huh?
Guy 2: No, she's dead.
Guy 1: Penicular Manslaughter huh? When's the wake?

by Jayme B. Thompson May 27, 2011

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Pussy Wrapped Around Your Neck

This is what happens when you are born. (It's your mom's pussy) Unless you were a c-section birth.

Guy 1: You ever have pussy wrapped around your neck?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: What were ya, an asshole baby?

by Jayme B. Thompson May 27, 2011

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Meat-Necklace

The act of wrapping ones cock around a second parties neck. A.K.A. Cock Noose

Isaac missed me so much I gave him a meat-necklace with a ball locket that had a picture of us lighting farts in it.

by Jayme B. Thompson May 27, 2011

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