whorum

An orgy, specifically featuring thots, milfs, cougars and studs. Usually involves extra-squirtacular activities.

Karen and her two neighbors had a whorum last night. I heard it was squirtacular.

Dietaria Nervosa

An compulsive, obsessive, unhealthily obsession with ‘healthy eating’. Soon to be an ADA recognized disability. Another form of anorexia.

Bobbie Jo: Jill can’t stop taking about probiotics.
Me: Its dietaria nervosa.

Bidened

(V) - to soil ones self in public. Usually followed by the phrases ‘Come one man!’, ‘Cornpop was a bad dude’ or ‘You ain’t black’.

(Adj) Piss Poor quality. Something rationally incomprehensible in its lack of intrinsic value.

(V) ‘Dude, he bidened himself at homecoming’

(Adj) That ‘68 Camaro is so bidened that Christ himself couldn’t make sense of it’

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spermatarium

(N) - Where women are sent after being filled with ejaculate, thus driving them crazy.

I sent Karen and her bulldagger girlfriend to the spermatarium after the bar.

Jill spent the weekend at the spermatarium.

The 1776 Club

The 1776 Club was originally formed on July 4th, 1776.
Founding members include Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock.
The traditions of the founders have remained preserved throughout history. A flame kept alive by a secret few.
Until now.

Global Authoritarians beware.
We are the 1776.

See sign ‘Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.’
He’s part of The 1776 Club
Or
He’s a 76er

‘I hate fascists, nazis, and the FDIC.’
He’s with The 1776 Club

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squirtacular

adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.

noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.

‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’

Tropical Depression

Taking a trip with a beautiful woman to a tropical island and not getting laid.

Looks like the trip turned into a tropical depression.